Bloody Terror Axe

If I were you, I wouldn’t touch this thing with a stick. First of all, it’s unhygienic — in case you somehow missed it, this weapon has a beating human heart embedded in it. Yikes! Second, despite its impressive power, the Bloody Terror Axe has a rather… temperamental personality. Quite literally.

Our multiverse has no shortage of dark corners — entire worlds built on sinister rituals, sacrifices to ancient entities, the rule of warlocks, and soundtracks best described as full-on black metal. As you might expect, the Bloody Terror Axe was forged in one of those “lovely” places.

According to legend, an unnamed berserker grew so fond of hacking apart his cult’s enemies that he decided it should never end. A more rational person might have demanded warlocks to grant him immortality, undeath, or at least a decent medical plan. This guy chose a different path. He wanted to become the axe. Honestly, I suspect the dark priests agreed to grant this absurd request out of sheer occult curiosity.

And so the Bloody Terror Axe was born — forged from armor, a living heart, and, most importantly, the berserker’s insatiable bloodlust. With every strike, its wielder drains life from their enemies, allowing them to keep fighting even in the most hopeless situations. Unsurprisingly, this makes the weapon highly desirable for anyone who prefers close combat.

That said, I would strongly advise keeping your distance. In every possible sense. The weapon is very clearly cursed, and the soul of that unnamed berserker has a very low tolerance for boredom. If it decides you’re not using the axe with sufficient… enthusiasm, it will simply find itself a new owner.

And trust me — the transfer of ownership in that case will be extremely… painful.